Posted 2 hours ago

Listen to the sound of wikipedia




This is a way to listen to changes to wikipedia. You are literally listening to knowledge being added to the world.

Pluck sounds are an addition, strings are subtractions, and the pitch says how how big the edit is. My heart shudders at this I love it so much.

this is actually really beautiful

I listened to wikipedia for like 3 hours while it rained one day, it was lovely.

Posted 2 hours ago

Reblog if you’ll PUBLICLY answer anything in your ask right now.

Posted 2 hours ago



a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

Posted 2 hours ago


instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

Posted 2 hours ago

It’s just a flesh wound!”

(Source: poisonouschicken)

Posted 2 hours ago

To All Writers of Everything Ever



I need to rant about this:


Also known as the best writing program ever! It’s a full-screen writing program!

So you open it up, and it looks like this:


You’re thinking, “Ok, so what? It’s a screen with a picture. Whoopdie do.” But it get’s better! It’s…

Seriously, this program single-handedly helped me get back into writing after a dry spell of like 6 months!


Posted 2 hours ago


when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

Posted 2 hours ago






How to cover up tattoos!

  • use a red lipstick covering the outlines
  • pat on a light concealer, using a setting powder
  • pat on your skin tone concealer, and clean up any mistakes using baby wipes to remove excess concealer
  • use a fluffy brush and smooth it out with foundation powder.

we don’t usually reblog/post cosplay stuff, but a friend pointed it out to me and i haven’t seen it elsewhere SO maybe it can help someone!

Useful for cosplay AND if you’re applying for a job that views tattoos as ‘unprofessional’. 

Also good for hickeys

This just seems useful for any purpose so here you go

(Source: beautyfit-kc)

Posted 11 hours ago
A cookie walks into a bar And sits down The bartender asks what's wrong He says "I'm in a really crumby situation"
in-god-we-thrust asked



also, tumblr user in-god-we-thrust, maybe instead of sitting around sending jokes at 11am on a Sunday, you should be in church.

Posted 1 day ago
  1. Liberals: People should be able to choose what they do with their own bodies!
  2. America: I want to choose what I eat.
  3. Liberals: No.
  4. America: I want to choose how much I can drink.
  5. Liberals: No.
  6. America: I want to choose my own healthcare.
  7. Liberals: No.
  8. America: I don't have to pay for other people's health care decisions.
  9. Liberals: LOL, Of course you do!
Posted 1 day ago


Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dont think that’s messed up, u messed up.

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago








ladies and gentlemen, the coolest president ever

People may or may not agree with his politics but Obama as a person is seriously amazing.

I fucking hate that shit. He’s a fucking cunt. There is nothing cool about somebody that orders the murder of real fucking people. There is nothing funny about this asshole. He’s a war criminal. He’s a piece of shit. He is human fucking garbage and all you fucking idiots play right into this bullshit. The little comedic bits are planned out and they exist to pull fucking idiots in and make them say: ‘you may not agree with his policies but he’s cool or hip.’ I don’t think it’s cool to kill people or to violate people’s rights and if you think that’s cool then you’re a cunt too.

I share in the hate. Figure heads of violence in murder are not cool

Fuck the literal human trash that is Obama

Yeah he’s an amazing person if you like unconstitutional wars, dragnet surveillance, secret kill lists, mass incarceration, drone strikes, deportation and wealth redistribution (from the bottom up).

It’s about time the Left wakes up and realizes they’ve been duped. President Obama is a member of the political elite that lives as a parasite off the backs of the productive. His entire adult career has been as a politician bred and manufactured to maintain the status quo while quelling the growing anti-establishment uprising during the Bush administration.

He is worse than Bush in literally every category except in that he spews political rhetoric and demagoguery more eloquently. Could you imagine the Left’s reaction if someone said in 2007 “You may not like his politics but Bush is actually a great person.” It’s insane! These people make six figure salaries funded by money taken out of YOUR paycheck while they monitor every form of communication you make, firebomb villages across the globe and literally deposit billions of dollars in the banks of their contributors with newly created money from their very own printing press, devaluing the money in our savings accounts in the process.

We need a revolution.

The personality cult at work. The way people worship Obama is amazing and sickening at the same time.

(Source: skyisawake)

Posted 1 day ago


read the small print, so important

(Source: the1janitor)

Posted 1 day ago






do you ever wake up angry about something

This is like at least 25% of tumblr.

25%? I’d say 70%.


I love how there’s one thats just a homestuck, like the others are all common people you might see at school then there’s just a homestuck. Like you just go outside like ‘the damn homestucks are out there again.’